involved Problems - easy Solutions

People tend to make things way too complicated. The world has all these supposedly complex problems, but I'm telling you, simple solutions are all that are needed. For instance...

involved Problems - easy Solutions

involved Problems - easy Solutions

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involved Problems - easy Solutions

involved Problems - easy Solutions

Complex Problem: Illegal Immigration

Simple Solution: Make Mexico a state.
See what I mean? We take over Mexico, make it a state, or 12, and viola! No more illegal immigration. Simple, huh? And simple solutions are all the time better, too. We don't need new legislation, no big debates or long winded arguMents, just plain old simple logic. Just think how much time and money could be saved. Let's try an additional one one.

Complex Problem: National Debt

Simple Solution: Blow it off.
Seriously, who's going to make us pay?
Now do you get it? See how easy it can be to solve all these supposedly "tough" issues? Relax, sit back and enjoy as all the world's complex problems "simply" melt away before your eyes.

Complex Problem: Global Warming

Simple Solution: everybody run their Air conditioners and ice machines 24/7.
See how simple that was? If your house is getting too warm you just turn on the Air conditioning and/or make some ice, right? Simple.
But if you don't like that simple Solution, how about this one?

Simple clarification #2: Make everybody on Earth hold their breath for 15 minutes.

That would undoubtedly cut down on the carbon dioxide emissions, wouldn't it? Just 15 minutes without exhaling and I warrant you would no longer be concerned one bit about global warming.
Fine, you don't like that clarification either. How about this option?

Simple clarification #3: Send a lifetime contribute of Beano to everybody who likes Mexican Food.
Now, you can't tell me that wouldn't make a necessary impact. In fact, it's guaranteed to enhance more than one environMental condition. Right? And save on Air fresheners as well!
But, if that's still not good enough for you, I know something that is very simple and absolutely, positively, for sure, guaranteed to eradicate the enTire global warming problem.

Simple clarification #4: Make Al Gore shut up.

Or...

Simple clarification #5: Understand that the earth is millions of years old and that recorded weather data only goes back very sketchily for at best 4000 years and realize that you can't maybe make precise assumptions based on only 0.00004% of the data.
In other words, the earth changes from time to time, get over it.
Enough of that one, let's move on.

Complex Problem: Domestic Battery

Simple Solution: Put Eveready in charge of manufacture domestic batteries. Trust me, the problem will be dead in under 10 minutes.

Complex Problem: The Re-Introduction of Wolves Into The Wilderness

Simple Solution: Have a vote on either the wolves should stay or be removed. Except --- only population who would positively get off their butts and go out into the wilderness where the wolves live get to vote.
Well, if there's no opening you'll ever see them anyway, why should you get to decree if they are there or not?

Complex Problem: Iranian and Korean Nuclear Programs

Simple Solution: Send a bomber to deliver a integrate of our nukes for them to "learn" from.
Ah, simple yet effective, no?

Complex Problem: Obesity

Simple Solution: Send all the fat population to live in areas that are suffering from a famine.

Complex Problem: Famine

Simple Solution: Send everybody suffering from famine to live where the fat population are.
This is positively very simple, you know? I don't understand why governMents and others in authority have so much problem dealing with these kind of things.

Complex Problem: High gas prices.

Simple Solution: Lower the prices.
What? It's not like oil associates need a real suspect to raise the prices, why do we need to come up with any further motivation to lower them? However, if that's not good enough for you, how about this one?

Simple clarification #2: Take over Opec and institute "Free Oil Month".

Now that's a good idea if there ever was one.

Complex Problem: Aids

Simple Solution: Don't get it.

Well, it's not like you can get it by saying "Hi" and shaking hands.

Complex Problem: The war in Iraq

Simple Solution: Win
Is there any other standard clarification to any war? If you decree at the onset that something is worth killing and dying for, why would you later convert your mind before completing your task? That would negate and make a mockery out of the sell out of everybody who died for the cause. So, what is there to debate? The time to debate a war is before it starts, not while it.
Ok, this is getting way too series, this is a humor narrative for goodness sake!

Complex Problem: Becoming horrified when you read the ingredients on the Twinkie you just ate.

Simple Solution: Don't read the ingredients.
What you don't know can't hurt you, right? We'll see.
Ok, one more then we're done for now.

Complex Problem: Illegal Drug Use

Simple Solution: create cyanide laden versions of all road drugs. Users will be swiftly identified and query will drop sharply.
What? It would work. Tell me it wouldn't work.

involved Problems - easy Solutions

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